It was the night Carlo Weis
wishes had never happened.
The scoreline still eats into
his pride: England 9 Luxembourg 0. The date: December
15, 1982.
The tiny country's last visit
to Wembley ended in failure
and humiliation for Weis -
the star midfielder and one of
only two professionals in the
side.
Thirteen months earlier he
had played in Belgian club
Winterslag's UEFA Cup victory over Arsenal, yet, if that
is one of his sweetest reflections of his life as a footballer,
the 9-0 thrashing is the worst.
Luther Blissett scored a
hat-trick, while Steve Coppell, Tony Woodcock, Phil
Neal, substitutes Mark
Chamberlain and Glenn Hoddle and an own goal completed the rout.
'Playing at Wembley was very
difficult for us,' said Weis
'because the pitch was so big.
England had a good team, too.
'They kept up the pressure
for the whole 90 minutes,'
added the former player, now
40 and owner of the La Tub, a
pizzeria near Luxembourg's
national stadium.
'I remember looking over to
the bench five minutes from
the end and our coach told
me how long was left. It was
6-0 at the time, which was a
fair reflection of the game,
and we would have been
more or less satisfied with the
result if the match had ended
at that moment.
'Our keeper had the ball, but
he made a hash of his clearance and suddenly it was 7-0.
Then it was 8-0, then 9-0. If the
match had gone on another
five minutes, we would have
lost 15-0. It was like a boat
which had slowly been sinking
and then went down like the
Titanic at the end. There was
nothing left.
'The dressing room afterwards was like being at a
funeral. It was very difficult for
me as one of the two professional players in the team. The
others were amateurs and
they had a different mentality
to us.
'I played 88 matches for
Luxembourg and I had never
lost 9-0 and never been battered like that. It's the worst
memory I have from the
whole of my football career.
I'm a winner and I couldn't
take that experience and
scoreline.
'After the game I had a drink
with Kenny Sansom, England's left-back. That was
hard, too, because of how
proud he was of the result.
'I know people say what an
honour it is to play at Wembley, and it was for me, too. But,
on balance, I would have preferred not to have played at
Wembley if I had known we
were going to lose 9-0. You feel
so worthless.'